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thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

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striders:

last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk

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heckbennett:

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

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  • Future Child: Dad, I think I'm in love.
  • Me: Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".
  • Future Child: Dad how is that even relevant
  • Me: Do he got the booty my child.
  • Future Child: ...what
  • Me: Child. Do he got da booty.
  • Future Child: *sighs heavily* He doooooo.
  • Me: Then I ship it, my child.

3 days ago / 129,520 notes / © data1982

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Aaron Paul accepts the award for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series for his work on “Breaking Bad” at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014

Aaron Paul accepts the award for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series for his work on “Breaking Bad” at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014

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  • me: i love roleplaying
  • me: roleplaying is so fun
  • me: this is a fun time
  • me: takes 90 years to reply

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